Charlie Sheen Believes Hookers And Booze Fall Magically From The Sky
Why else would this three-time loser kill the cash cow by leaving his awful show? Good Luck, Chuck! Industry insiders speculate that the volatile hack may have contracted a case of...
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By Smaktakula She Works Hard For The Money. Why should prostitution be illegal? Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn’t selling fucking legal? George Carlin Prostitution remains illegal...
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By Smaktakula Howdy, folks. Headlines has always been one of our favorite Promethean Times features, and recently it seems to have picked up popularity with our readers. This wasn’t always the case. It...
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By Smaktakula If We Can No Longer Trust The Krauts To Be Racially Sensitive, What Hope Is Left? In which we opine on the day’s headlines without first reading the stories. *** Amelia Earhart: Better...
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